Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Hardcore People

We all know that FXX is hardcore (Matt, Folky and Myself), but there are others who have been hardcore throughout history. Who was the most hardcore person to ever walk the planet? I ask myself this question everytime i kill a kid to keep up my hardcore reputation. Lets limit your hardcore selection from 1776 to present day. Dont pick and movie characters or super heros since they are def not real. Here are some good examples:

Patton
Matt Guza
Navy Seals

Lets hear who you think is hardcore, list a few if you want.

posted by Goodie @ 11/02/2005 10:17:00 PM  

9 Comments:

  • At 11/02/2005 10:41:00 PM, Blogger Goodie said…

    My personal vote goes to 2 people, although I will surely come up with more:

    Stonewall Jackson - Ripped up with great tactics even when outumbered. Taunted his foes and was shot several times.

    Carlos Hathcock - Vietnam sniper 58 confirmed kills (prolly a lot more), volunteered for 2 tours of duty. NVA offered $20,000 for proof of his death. Wore a white feather to taunt foes. Nearly burned to death while pulling soldiers from a burning halftrack.

     

  • At 11/02/2005 11:40:00 PM, Blogger aeternus said…

    My first most hardcore guy, is a mathematician. The greatest one ever with the most proofs accredited to his name. Nearly every aerospace book mentions him as a god. Leonhard Euler had 13 kids cause hes hardcore and likes the vagina. It was calculated his 75 volumes of work, would require 8 hours/day for 50 years just to copy his work by hand. He was blind the last 17 years of his life cause he was studying the orbit of the sun. Such a bright guy. In those 17 years he completed half of his works.


    For all-time hardcoredness I have to go with King Leonidus. I love hardcore stands and this is by far the best in history. Leader of the Spartans, he took 300 hoplites, standing side by side, in a very small pass which is the only way into the greek mainland, they engaged about 500,000 Persians or so. Fought valiantly to the end.

     

  • At 11/03/2005 11:02:00 AM, Blogger Goodie said…

    i guess brains ='s hardcore. Am i missing something?

     

  • At 11/04/2005 10:36:00 AM, Blogger Folk Master Flex said…

    What is this a list for the Nobel prize? Hell no. Also Kelly's post had the effort and orginality of her "skaterboy" Halloween costume. Alright now thats done, my hardcore guy is Evel Knieval. Besides breaking countless bones and performing ridiculous stunts, the man went to jail pleading guilty on battery. Some guy wrote a book about Knieval and said some things in there that Evel did not like such as he abused his wife and kids and did drugs. Knieval denies both claims. So what did Knieval do? With both arms still in casts, he flew out to LA and broke the authors arm with a baseball bat. In court Knieval had no regrets and said he would do it again.

     

  • At 11/04/2005 08:10:00 PM, Blogger Goodie said…

    fucking right folky, only the hardcore members of FXX (except Matt this time)will understand true hardcoreness. Evil was a badass mother fucker, who is def hardcore. We are looking for people like Pattan and FDR. Those japs who cut themselves instead of being captured in WW2 were hardcore........ thats what makes someone hardcore. I dunno what crap some of you other fools are throwing around, but from what i read Folky is the only one who knows hardcore. Props to Folky and the rest of you monkeys better go watch some more chick flicks. Queers

     

  • At 11/05/2005 12:13:00 AM, Blogger aeternus said…

    I went another route assholes. Cocksuckers cant see hardcoreness can take different forms. Im gonna take another route this time again.

    Cant talk hardcore without mentioning Lisa Sparxxx who single-handedly gang banged 919 men in one day, thats gotta hurt. And deserves to be on this list.

     

  • At 11/05/2005 01:22:00 PM, Blogger Folk Master Flex said…

    Now Matt's new suggestion is more like it. 919 guys is definately hardcore. Even with lube thats amazing.

     

  • At 11/05/2005 05:07:00 PM, Blogger Goodie said…

    lisa sparxxx = hardcore

    I def agree with this one, welcome back to FXX Matt

     

  • At 11/06/2005 03:15:00 PM, Blogger Goodie said…

    What makes Nikki even more hardcore is his sexual relations with countless movie stars and models. Add in the theft of his personal night with Pam Anderson and he gets a hardcore nod. To finish out his claim to hardcoreness is his past (and current) drug addiction even though he went through countless rehabs. The fucker even died for a few minutes. Now thats what makes him hardcore.

    Women + Drugs + Death ='s hardcore

     

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