FX ANALyzer

Hi, i'm sick of people driving home from our festivities after imbibing some libations. Not that im accusing anyone specifically or anything. But to prevent harm coming to our clan i suggest in purchasing a digital breathalyzer. i would assume we could get one for 50 some dollars. One that gives a blood alcohol number not just a stupid red or green light. Also it would be fun to use. For the glory of the clan

-M-A-T-T-Y cause you love me

p.s. i havent done any research